tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2149608726051751015.post3269779538419451813..comments2024-01-20T09:43:52.459-07:00Comments on Thoughts on LDS: Christian One-linersDan Olsenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03478846532686229790noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2149608726051751015.post-53904309803820830592008-05-14T16:18:00.000-07:002008-05-14T16:18:00.000-07:00These were awesome. Thanks for visiting my blog. ...These were awesome. Thanks for visiting my blog. The "hershey squirts" comment CRACKED me up. Nice to know I am not the only one with a somewhat twisted sense of humor. It must be the boy thing.Kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05605783419298332251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2149608726051751015.post-62073714097026028122008-05-12T11:38:00.000-07:002008-05-12T11:38:00.000-07:00Some great thoughts here. And I love the squirrel ...Some great thoughts here. And I love the squirrel story above. Thanks for sharing. I'm going to quote some in email signatures.<BR/><BR/>May I also share something good?<BR/><BR/>On my blog today, there is a gorgeous free Salt Lake Temple screen saver (220 pictures) by photographer, David Terry.<BR/><BR/>Please help yourself, and then spread the word!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18112453678556775060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2149608726051751015.post-42673646372802100952008-05-11T01:28:00.000-07:002008-05-11T01:28:00.000-07:00Thanks for sharing this. It certainly was fun read...Thanks for sharing this. It certainly was fun reading.<BR/><BR/>Now, this is hardly a one-liner, but several of the entries reminded me of another Christian joke:<BR/><BR/>Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.<BR/><BR/>The elders of the second church, deciding they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.<BR/><BR/>It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. (E. T. Thompson, <I>Reader's Digest</I>, Apr. 2004, 115)Kristopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11825746260074996781noreply@blogger.com